Anti-Clever

When one is simply so clever that others think that human is just spewing out raw mindless crap, when in actuality each and every sentence is a creative gem, each better than the last.

The dark side of cleverness.

"I have captured a great jungle lion. Every minute I am not wired one million dollars from someone, I will shave a line of beautiful majestic fur from his body. In exactly 24 hours i will place the cat back in the wild IN THE NUDE. He will be teased, hounded, ridiculed and humiliated till his face turns red. This will be your fault. COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT? You have 24 hours, no cops or ill shave a rabbit too."

Not random garbage tongue, actual genius at work. Anti-Clever.

by Grool7777777 July 13, 2012

cheverlu

A variation of the churva, popularized by Melvie Innocencio, also means whatever the user wants that is unspeakable.

Can you help me with the cheverlu?

by GrayFox1981 March 16, 2009

Cleeb

A Cleeb is considered to be the abrasive skin opening around a womans cervix. Narrow neck liked passage below the uterus

I ejaculated directly into her Cleeb
Or
I found traces of her Cleeb under my fingernails

by SKOooOCH January 6, 2019

cleveland kliff-hanger

When team mate-1 known as the "door-man" hangs on the end of a door(in pull-up position) and team mate-2 known as the "pusher" than swings the door open with appropriate force causing the door-man to hopefully swing into the person sitting closest to the door known as the " vicinity known as the "klick" and farts on the victim. After this is accomplished, both fat-ass team mates(dont kid yourselves, you know you'r fat)evacuate the area as if they were being chased down by bigfoot. (wink wink)

jimmy hung on the end of a door and gave melissa a cleveland kliff-hanger.

by heather jimmyson October 30, 2006

cleep

someone that farts from their belly button

your a right cleep ya smelly poo

by peepeepoopoomeeeeee March 22, 2021

Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.

1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."

by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008

cleep

someone that farts out their ears or nose

your a right cleep ya smelly poo

by peepeepoopoomeeeeee March 22, 2021