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Chronic Ragnarok

This man...This man..So basically hes a lunatic but like..hes a fucking softie..hes a full on dirty minded lunatic softie and its crazy. The act he puts around others so that nobody suspects hes a zombie is incredible..hes basically perfect
Oh Chronic Ragnarokis so clingy. Idk wtf to type here
by Omfgidkwtftousehere April 24, 2021
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Chronic Looney

A dumb FaZe Sway fan boy that wants to join chronic.
No way Chronic Looney actually join chronic
Its a bird, its a plane NO ITS THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD ITS CHRONIC LOONEY
by Looney's Friend May 5, 2021
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Chronic Looney

A dumb FaZe Sway fan boy that wants to join chronic.
No way Chronic Looney actually join chronic
Its a bird, its a plane NO ITS THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD CHRONIC LOONEY
by Looney's Friend May 5, 2021
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Chronic batchelor

When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.
Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”

Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
by Yourmumwozhere June 16, 2021
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Chromebook

The type of computer your school gives you . Laggy, a lil buggy, and tons of restrictions, this computer will be blocking YouTube and unblocked game websites so much your gonna be on page 15 if google trying to find a working game.
My school gave me a crappy CHROMEBOOK, it’s even missing the arrow keys!
by Definition of retarded November 11, 2021
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chronic poseidus

Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching
by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021
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