Chocolate milk

What you call alcohol in front for your parents and possible snitches.

(Pairs nicely with the sone Chocolate Milk by kookookangaroo)

“Did anyone bring the chocolate milk?”
“Yeah don’t worry about it”
...
“Yo Brandon whatcha drinking?”
“Chocolate milk bro”

by Pa-the-tic May 22, 2020

Chocolate Queen

An older, slightly judgemental term used to describe typically queer, caucasian men whom only date black men. The term can also be used to describe any non-black individual who is often found keeping black company.

Person 1: "Where's Matt?"
Person 2: "Over there chatting up that black man."
Person 1: "He's such a chocolate queen."

by Glamp April 19, 2018

Chocolate Sunrise

When a lady bends over while wearing a G-string and you can still see her butt hole on both sides.

That stripper should be tipped extra for showing us her chocolate sunrise.

by CongoJack June 25, 2017

Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

by Horhay the IV March 11, 2011

Chocolate Wheelbarrow

A "Chocolate Wheelbarrow" is when two people are having sex in a wheelbarrow position. The female will projectile shit upon the male's face. The man in a fit of rage (and horniness) will continue and push her face into the bed so it causes her head to lift up and down in the motion of the wheel.

N-word Jim: Oh no you didn't bitch i'm about to chocolate wheelbarrow your ass.

Girl: N-word Jim, please chocolate wheelbarrow my ass all night long.

by Professor Banana Hammock July 2, 2011

Chocolate Bubbles

The act of snorkeling in sewage water.

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna blow some Chocolate Bubbles with me later?"

Person 2: "Nah."

by SwagMasterChumbo July 19, 2012

Chocolate Soup

The act of pissing into a girls asshole and taking a nesquik chocolate straw and drinking it out of her asshole

Yo dude last night I chocolate souped this grandma while the grandpa watched. It was fuckin delicious.

by Cuntcatcher69 January 16, 2019