Is when a card is swiped at a college cafeteria and without breaking stride, it is gently placed between the butt cheeks of the original swipee, from there the swipees friend can ever-so secretively remove the card from previously stated butt cheeks for a schmorgish board of dog shit.
(Reccommended butt flection for card stability and security)
(Reccommended butt flection for card stability and security)
I was so hungry and without a college id, that me and my buddy phil successfully pulled the nigerian card scam and those fat dirty, smutfaced lunchladies bought it, no pun intended.
by buttpuffingnigeriancardsniffer November 17, 2010
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Move to Idaho? No, I couldn't live in a state that doesn't have The Card.
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Move to Idaho? No, I couldn't live in a state that doesn't have The Card.
by BittyBongBong September 14, 2011
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The term refers to an individual’s ability to travel, communicate, and reside in social circles that mere mortals could never tread. These circles could be heads of state, business elite, academic elite, professional athletes, and most importantly popular celebrities. These individuals don’t necessarily have to be a stated member of any of these groups but to only be qualified and vouched for by a stated member.
Many up-and-coming celebrities boast about there ability to call an ultra-famous person on their personal cell phone number; they’re announcing their juice card status.
HBO’s Entourage; the character Turtle has a juice card by his association with Vince and therefore he can call Jamie-Lynn Sigler or Paris Hilton for that matter.
HBO’s Entourage; the character Turtle has a juice card by his association with Vince and therefore he can call Jamie-Lynn Sigler or Paris Hilton for that matter.
by Scottopher July 9, 2009
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Get the man credit card mug.A card that every girl has. The amount of spending money a girl has on her bitch account is based on how hot she is. The hotter the girl, the more "purchases" she can make with her bitch card. Bitch cards tend to be overused by uglier females.
Girl: (anything bitchy)
Boy: Girl you ain't that fly, I am goin't have to take your bitch card away before you run up a massive debt!
Boy: Girl you ain't that fly, I am goin't have to take your bitch card away before you run up a massive debt!
by Lionell G November 20, 2007
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Get the Trump Card mug.A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.
by Wuzanuke December 31, 2008
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