christian bautista

A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.

Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista

by DickBuster69 April 3, 2017

christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick

Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome

by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017

christian taylor

Best fire marshal EU

Help, there's a fire, we need Christian Taylor!!

by Trussblink June 14, 2017

christian brunswick

He is a really cute man with really soft hair. Christian has a giant pickel in his pants.

Boy: Christian Brunswick's hair is really soft
Girl:He is really cute to
Boy: I can't say that because that's gay

by bob12334435234 April 20, 2018

Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.

Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.

by Urban Frank December 2, 2017

unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.

At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.

by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018

Christian Anselmini

A guy who looks like a rat, his teeth are bigger than his dick. Avoid him at all times he has sti

Oh look thats christian anselmini, his tooth is bigger than his dick

by Jeffreyfif May 8, 2018