chicken flea

Sierra Paige Bell

There is an empty can of Vienna sausages. The chicken flea must have been here! She would give her left toe for those.

by Heyitsmesir July 22, 2019

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Dumb Chicken

Instead of male masturbation using a hand, one uses the inside of the elbow to masturbate. Jerking the penis with the inside of the elbow, making a motion akin to a chicken flapping its wings.

Mark: Hey Steve, did you jack off last night?
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.

by Bananaphone915 February 26, 2019

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1. Use your hands to hold your partners forearm or wrist rather than planting his or her limb to your chest by folding your arms.

2. Put all of your weight on them.

3. Bridge your hips up as you pull his or her arm toward you by applying more pressure to their arm.

4. Apply the arm bar slowly, apply pressure in increments of 10% until you feel that your partner is going to tap out. 5. Right before that person taps out..fart in their general direction and then take the arm.

Dude, from side control I totally put him into an arm bar and as I was bridging and applying pressure Gave that fool a chicken stew and took his arm. After that I went and Got a super killer plate lunch with teriyaki chicken and rice.

by Boboplata March 7, 2019

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Chicken Barr

When you’re too scared to tell the truth because you’re afraid of pissing off your boss who you asskiss to keep your job.

Refers to Attorney General Barr, who refused to appear before a House hearing.

Chicken Barr should have showed up today," Cohen later said. "It's a sad day in America."

by rightoverlord May 2, 2019

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