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Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020
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Cheeks

The voluptuous melon attached to the backs of Eric's and Tad's body which radiates enough energy to break the backs of any other cheeks that look at it.
I was watching erics cheeks on cheek hub
by Eric's Cheeks December 4, 2020
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finnese your juicy cheeks

did you finnese your juicy cheeks last night.
by getpuck June 16, 2017
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Hot cheeks

Pep 1:look Sophia has some hot cheeks

Pep 2: nahh Edie has hot cheeks

Pep 1: well fuck off mate!
Pep 2: ok bye daddy!
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cheek-juice

the residue left on the screen of your phone after you have just used it for a phone call.
Phil: Hey dude can i borrow your phone for a sec?

Jim: Yeah bro go for it.

Phil: Geez, there is a bunch of cheek-juice on it. (frowns in disgust)
by Jim Richalds. October 6, 2009
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Chilly-cheeks Syndrome

What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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