Capybara

friend shaped

"holy cow it's a capybara"

by campanula rotundifolia April 30, 2022

capri-sun

Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.

I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.

by Crazy Joe Davola August 31, 2006

alternating caps

Used to convey sarcasm or mockery across the internet. Can also be used to purposefully mislead and create humour (see r/PeopleFuckingDying)

Person 1: Ugh, why do people use alternating caps as a way to insult people when really its annoying and that they can't think for themselves?

Person 2: wHY dO pEOplE usE AlTernAtING CApS AS a wAY tO iNsuLt PeOplE WHen REally ITs AnNoYInG And THat THEY cAn'T tHinK foR THEmSelves?

by epic MeMelord MAGNificEnT November 21, 2019

cape may

the place where everyone vacations but yet makes fun of jersey people. in the winter there is nothing to do but in the summer it isthe place to be.

cape may is the shit

by courtnizzle June 24, 2006

Capice

Asking for agreement, understanding, belief. Answered with itself. Often used in italian mafia-type settings to emphasize understanding.

Frank: "If you dont shutup, im going to bust your frickin head open with a baseball bat, capice?!"
Tony: "Capice"

by Ese July 6, 2004

Captain Underpants

Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.

Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.

by TheKewlestKatAround July 30, 2015

half cap

upon climax (either self-induced through masturbation, or with a partner) one covers half of the penis hole with the thumb to increase internal pressure in an effort to maximize the velocity and thus distance of the ejaculate.

"hey kasko, how far did you shoot the load after you half capped it?" "dude it went like 20 feet!"

by hairy potter July 10, 2004