Person 1: Woah man she is fat.
Person 2: Yah i know shes really fat.
Person 2: Shes like as fat as a whale.
Person 2: Shes fatter then dilbert grates mom.
Person 2: She even fatter then fat it's self.
Person 1: Dude you passed the bus stop
Person 2: Yah i know shes really fat.
Person 2: Shes like as fat as a whale.
Person 2: Shes fatter then dilbert grates mom.
Person 2: She even fatter then fat it's self.
Person 1: Dude you passed the bus stop
by Ryze Zee June 16, 2010
Get the passed the bus stop mug.A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again
THAT UBER COOL (not)
So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
THAT UBER COOL (not)
So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
by Derek12266 October 24, 2009
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A bad ass drinking game. The rules are as follows:
• Pour shots
• Let the game master draw 5 cards from a deck of cards (they must not show you)
• Before he places the cards one by one, guess whether the card is a number or suit, and what colour it is (Red or black)
• For every wrong answer take a shot
• If you guess correctly multiple times then guess incorrectly, you must take as many shots as the cards you guessed correctly (e.g *guesses 4 correct cards* the fifth is wrong = take 4 shots)
• Pour shots
• Let the game master draw 5 cards from a deck of cards (they must not show you)
• Before he places the cards one by one, guess whether the card is a number or suit, and what colour it is (Red or black)
• For every wrong answer take a shot
• If you guess correctly multiple times then guess incorrectly, you must take as many shots as the cards you guessed correctly (e.g *guesses 4 correct cards* the fifth is wrong = take 4 shots)
Wes: "dude.. Wanna play fuck the bus?
Marc: "shit, hell yeah!"
(5 minutes later)
Marc: "no mreor broi, I'm toO fuckged up"
Marc: "shit, hell yeah!"
(5 minutes later)
Marc: "no mreor broi, I'm toO fuckged up"
by TheAmazingAtom March 28, 2015
Get the Fuck the Bus mug.When you do or say something that makes you seem retarded. From the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie of the same name starring Rosie O'Donnell in which she plays a "challenged" person who, surprisingly, rides the bus with her sister. What could have been a touching portrayal was ruined by the fact that she spent the majority of the movie screaming and acting like an insane monkey rather than a noble portrayal of a person with mental handicaps. So really, you are acting more like an insane monkey than a retarded person. Can be shortened to Riding the Bus.
"Do you really think you should wear leggings under your skirt? It's a little Riding the Bus with My Sister."
or
"Don't talk so loud in the movie theater. It makes you too Riding the Bus With My Sister."
or
"Don't talk so loud in the movie theater. It makes you too Riding the Bus With My Sister."
by The Carester September 26, 2005
Get the Riding the Bus With My Sister mug.The Gus Bus is Gustavo Sorola, the voice of Simmons of Red vs Blue, but the term Gus Bus came from a comic strip from Penny Arcade. (PAX)
by Caboose343 October 23, 2005
Get the Gus Bus mug.1) An individual whose sexual performance does not meet desired time length standards
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"
*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"
*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.
1. "Hey dude, how was the ride on the short bus?" "Short."
2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."
3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."
2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."
3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."
by ASK.UVIC January 21, 2011
Get the short bus mug.1. Unmistakable vehicle of ominous size in which you are watched and monitored for the entire ride.
2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.
3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.
3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
In the bus the boy threw a water bottle from across the bus at your head!
The windows were closed in late june!
You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!
The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
The windows were closed in late june!
You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!
The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
by Aislyn Demure April 24, 2011
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