Breakenstein

I device used to smoke marijuana that has been broken and repaired numerous times, usually resulting in a deformed yet functional piece.

This piece has been broken so many times, we should call it Breakenstein.

by Noj-noj January 13, 2009

champagne breakfast

When you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman's mouth when she is asleep. If you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower Of course, you wouldn't want to do this at your house, because you don't want to piss on your own bed.

Last weekend, I picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy's house and we hooked up. In the morning, I woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. So, I gave her a champagne breakfast.

by Brian Lyons December 3, 2007

Breakfast

1. period of the day that includes Special K.

2. Meadow's favorite part of the day, because she loves staring at the back of Special K's "box".

Y: Now it's time for BREAKFAST!
M: I've been waiting all day for this!
Y: I know. You've been telling me all day.
M: oops.
Y: Dork.

by luvinmesumspecialK March 31, 2009

Scandinavian Breakfast

It's when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl's pussy, fuck her until you cum inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her "Scandinavian breakfast."

Bill: "Did you take Lisa home last night?"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"

by UrbanCowboy2920 August 25, 2011

Breakfast of Champions

Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements

He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.

by PaulF October 4, 2006

Morning Breakfast

While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.

Well...all the others are totally stupid!

I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny

by ChickenWaffleFanny December 9, 2007

breakfast bonner

When a dude wakes up in the morning and has a bonner

Dude i'm sick of this breakfast bonner.

by Cooch of H-Town December 13, 2006