An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?
John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.
Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.
John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.
Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!
Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.
John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.
Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!
by MemerMemers October 15, 2022
Get the Birthdaymug. <.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A thing you do on the month and day you were born to celebrate you or someone else getting older, even though this should be a sad moment for the knowing of a year closer to death and anxiety and depression and for the closer death of parents but we still fucking have fun and celebrate someone getting older.
by I love pugs 64 April 21, 2023
Get the Birthdaysmug. by richardtation August 10, 2012
Get the birthday straightlikemug. this is when two friends of the opposite sex play this game on each other birthday only. same way on each birthday they have. the man see if he can get more girlfriends than his female friend can get more boyfriends. and the person who birthday its not that day the other friend. he or she hopes to win to make the loser sing happy birthday to them on their own birthday. so if its my friend birthday i want to win. so she has to sing happy birthday to me on her birthday. and when its my birthday she hopes to win too. and neither one can start until its midnight time on their birthday when it just starting the new day but midnight at night time. so dawn comes after and when you wake up its that birthday. so you have 24 hours. what you do after is your own business. until its their birthday. and start again.
the friends birthday game is the best game i ever played and we only get to do it twice a year one for each other birthday.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 19, 2022
Get the the friends birthday gamemug. 
by 🙏🙏🙏 February 8, 2021
Get the James Cordon’s Birthdaymug.