think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

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Go Drac Yourself

The insult you say to someone who doesn't like Kim Dracula.

You don't like Kim Dracula do go drac yourself!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 29, 2023

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kid yourself

Same as kill yourself.The rarest thing you can see in the chat.Mostly used to bypass chat filter.

Person 1:I think "Who asked?" is the best insult!
Someone:Bro,kid yourself...

by Blockysol August 8, 2023

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Krill Yourself

This phrase is essentially saying "kill yourself" except it replaces the first word with a small, shrimp-like crustacean.

"You should krill yourself, NOW!"

"How could you say such a thing?"

by BaldingTNT April 16, 2024

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yourself

always there

find yourself

by hip hip hurray April 20, 2024

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Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!

A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

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