The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

hood bath

(V) When you splash through a puddle and there is a ratchet hanging by the bus stop.

I was driving thru the hood and saw a stankin ratchet standing next to a puddle and I cleaned her up with a hood bath.

by jfiles June 23, 2014

go bathe

another term for "whatever" meaning joking or being silly.

Bihh, go bathe!

by upsonlee February 13, 2018

a businessman and black beauty's owner in bath

In bath

A businessman and black beauty's owner in bath

by Damn3 May 12, 2018

turkish hot bath

Another term for "Dutch oven". When you fart under a blanket and pull the blanket over your friends head.

First coined by Michael Meyers, DVM, Columbia, MO.

He Turkish hot bath'd and I broke up with him.

by MaybleLover November 13, 2015

Tony Capra Bath House

It banging place it so nice!

wow tony capra bath house is so lit. it banging place it so nice

by crappy40 March 20, 2018

Bath Binging

When you bring your phone into the bathroom and watch youtube videos for hours on end on the toilet, sometimes with a charger plugged into the wall. (pronounced binge-ing, not bing-ing)

"Will Adam ever leave the bathroom?"
"I think he's bath binging."
"I hate that guy."

by ExactSandwich April 18, 2018