The Bob Blues

Period of sadness that occurs after about a month of having a bob that you either spontaneously cut yourself or got cut at a salon, the longer the original length of your hair the worse the hair-depression.

"OMG queen you got a bob" - A
"I love it" - B

*1-2 months later*

"Damn bitch, i miss my long hair, this shit is annoying" - B
"Ah . . . I see you have the bob blues : (" - A

by OOP_Queeb November 20, 2020

Bob The Builder

A human who thinks he can fix stuff but actually fails at everything!!!

Bob The Builder was murdered in his sleep by Handy Manndy

by Cpo Beast May 7, 2019

Big Bob

A big pile of sand named Bob that can't be destroyed, not even by the biggest waves or two 10 year old boys.

Big Bob will live forever in the beach!

by theladywiththewords August 5, 2019

Bob Zoom

Just a controversial Brazilian children's music band that is a bad knockoff of Little Dottie Chicken (also called "Galinha Pintadinha").

Go listen to Nightwish instead of Bob Zoom

by Ryan900USAYT December 3, 2022

Skittle Bob

A person that is even gayer than the average gay

Bro Sam over there is a “Skittle Bob”, he was dating 3 guys at once bro.

by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020

Bob Marriott

A person whose gay tendencies are outdone by his lack of penis size. A cock like a mini walnut whip.

Look there is bob Marriott, it’s ok girls you’re safe. He only likes cock. A true taker and his portion is too small to satisfy anyone!

by Gums electric bike Orchestra October 12, 2021

Bob the Builder

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and smack her in the back of the head with a brick

Things were going great and then I pulled the ol Bob the Builder. I’m currently writing this from Jail

by Dig Nitty May 28, 2019