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Spock-blocking

When your friend- who looks strikingly like Spock from Star Trek- engages in behavior similar to cock-blocking. Often in brutally failed attempts to hook up with your girlfriend, or prevent you from doing so.
John: Dude, did you get any action last night?

Mike: No, Andrew was fuckin spock-blocking me again.

John: Lame.
by JohnWayne1992 February 4, 2010
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Dock Blocked

When one can’t dock a bikeshare bike because all the spaces are full in the station where you want to stop. When a bikeshare biker takes the last dock in a station preventing you from docking.
I was on time for work until some asshole dock blocked me and had bike three blocks to the next station.
by estowista October 5, 2011
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cod-block

A person who steals your kill at key moments in any call of duty or online FPS game, and gets full credit for said kill.
Mike: Dude, this guy just stole my kill! WHAT A FREAKING COD-BLOCKER!!!!!!!

Damon: hahaha pwnd
by dante0220 July 26, 2010
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Concentration Block

A game played by marching bands. It is like the game Simon Says expect it is played with commands such as "Right-Face" or "One set of eight forward" but as the game progresses more complicated commands will be added to elimiate more skilled players. A player is out if he does not follow a command properly. The winner is crowned when s/he is the only one left.
After the band has formed a block they are prepared to play Concentration Block.
Drum Major (to band) : "Right-Face-Move!"
Band executes the move
Drum Major (to student who did not properly move) : "(Insert Name), you're out you turned left."
by SaxophoneKing August 5, 2009
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Dog Blocked

When your dog gets in the way of a session with the Mrs.
The other night things were heating up and we got dog blocked by that damn mutt.
by fun&games August 7, 2019
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Cock block

The act of one male hanging around a female he likes to deter other males from talking to her.
I really like Janet but that guy is totally cock blocking her.
by Jax_666 January 2, 2008
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shock block

When you prevent a freind from hooking up with a tranny, carrier, or someone too ugly to forgive. Referring to the shock on the dreaded "morning after"
Dude we totallt had to shock block you last night at the club. That girl had an adam's apple and huge palms.
by nonsense234 June 29, 2008
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