anal facuet

anal facuet is when you stick a erected fist up someone's asshole and rip your hand out with a lot of force, causing the anus to bleed like a faucet.

my girlfriend wouldn't stop talkin, so i gave her the anal facuet

by extreme spoon November 3, 2009

anal retention

Anal retention is holding on to a monster poo when you can't get to the toilet.

Father George's poor anal retention cost him all credibility during the sermon, when he sneezed and defecated himself with a revolting spray

by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 5, 2010

anal sleeve

A cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the anus, typically by a male homosexual whose rectum has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

See also: penis sleeve

"They say a pussy can stretch a mile but it won't crack an inch. Not so the asshole. Rock Hudson had to wear an anal sleeve for many years before his death."

-- Boze Hadleigh, 'Hollywood Babble On'

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

analdrive

analdrive - To have deep feelings to have mad anal sex.

Britney Spears Loves anal because her analdrive is at the max.

by erghiez October 12, 2004

anal whine

To expel gas from the anus in a high pitched manner.

Marry has such a tight asshole that when she farts, she creates an anal whine.

by Shpoiken April 28, 2005

anal circle

Anal Circle: The immediate area surrounding the anus, usually pink or brown in color. Commonly used as a derogatory adjective towards others that are disliked or not respected.

I can't believe you ate the last chocolate in the bag; you’re an "anal circle”!

Dude, get up; were going to get a drink, quit acting like an anal circle!

by Sammy Duncan December 27, 2007

anal drunk

The act of being so intoxicated, you are about to pass-out after fucking the fattest ugliest bitch ever, twice, because you consumed mass amounts of alcohol vis your anal cavity.

Bro, last night i was so drunk, i was AD, anal drunk!

by petemikeaaron January 8, 2009