beef the taco

fucking, humping, gettin some, have in sex
sean went to his girlfriends house to beef the taco
by Goofy Kevin October 14, 2006
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Sparkling Taco

An extremely clean vagina that has no hair or disfigurements of any kind. When the light shines on such a vagina it tends to create an amazing light effect.

No one has ever seen such a vagina, but it was once believed to have been worshiped on Atlantis.
My dad told me that The Great Sparkling Taco created the Burmuda Triangle when it sunk under the waves.
It is also believed to have invented Coca-Cola and Cheetos.
by PB & J. March 27, 2008
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Turquoise Taco

It's like blue balls, but for girls!
Things got hot and heavy with my man last night, but then he fell asleep and left me with a Turquoise Taco!
by candyrockstar April 22, 2010
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Taco Bell

stoner1: Dude, have you noticed that no one has defined Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads yet?

stoner2: Yeah, WTF? You'd think it would be, since Urban Dictionary is the unofficial dictionary of potheads.

stoner1:God, I love Taco Bell.

stoner2:God, I love Urban Dictionary.

stoner1: Dude, let's get really high, make a run for the boarder, then go on Urban Dictionary and define Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads!!!!

stoner2: We just did that, dude.

stoner1: Ooooh Yeeaaahh.....dude, I'm so fucking high.

stoner2:....... Dude, I gotta take a shit real bad.
by X-tine! September 27, 2006
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Taco Bell

In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
by therealrichieedwards November 09, 2004
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taco dj

when one massages a girls clit/vagina which resembles the shell of a taco.
"o ya whatd u do with her last night?"
"I played a little taco dj on her, she was diggin it."
by patdaman March 25, 2010
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satan's taco

a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it. then you fold it up and eat it like a taco and its the bust fucking thing youve ever had
mom, make me a satan's taco!

are you implying you want me to add a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it?

YEAH GO TACO
by pakdaddo May 14, 2009
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