Bus Bench Buddhist

A person who advertises that they are a Buddhist for attention or clout. Referencing how real estate agents rent bus benches to advertise their business and have their face seen.

The Buddhist teacher could have easily made a video without splashing their face all over but it was obvious they were really a bus bench Buddhist and it was all about their ego and trying to come across as wise.

by Quif Chang Caine June 12, 2023

Taiwan bus clusterfuck

Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:

- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis

I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road

by King Xavier August 7, 2012

mexican school bus

Four men butt-fucking in a line while wearing sombreros. Person in the front is required to say "all aboard!" And make bus horn noises.

Dude I heard he was the driver in a Mexican school bus.

by Redscrewdrivers75 September 27, 2017

Let's body this bus

Used when you're walking with your squad of alpha males past the quad and you spot a bus at the bus stop. A way to let your boys know that you think it's a good idea to ride the bus and you want to encourage the boys to ride it with you. Rather than saying we should ride this bus, maintain a high level of swag and clout by using this phrase.

Nobody:
* The boys walk past a bus

Foshee: "Let's body this bus"

by djbider May 6, 2020

Tranzit bus driver

A really funny guy. A line that can be heard from him is: go on jump off and pick some corn what's the worst that can happen.

He's like the tranzit bus driver

by A random anonymous dude September 27, 2018

Bus drivers knob

a semi erection caused by sitting on a vibrating bus seat all day

she's so hot i've got a bus drivers knob

by half baked Jake June 5, 2010

noob school bus

The n00b school bus (or noob school bus) is something that whining people who suck (often called noobs or n00bs, sometimes nubs or scrubs) tend to ride when they get OWNED or PWNED at video games, usually Counter-Strike.

Quake announcer: Headshot!
Alex: Haha!!! Beep beep! Is that the school bus? Is that the school bus?
Matt: Not afreakinggain.

Quake announcer: Double kill!
Jason: Haha Matt you're just riding teh noob school bus today.

by ArcticWarfare April 30, 2006