Derived from the Latin word “twelvestepethprogramus” which means “To do no good” or in Greek, “To shat on thy face“. The twelve step program is a way to get clean, included in some rehab programs, AA, and NA. It involves giving yourself up to a so-called God, and giving your drug counselors oral to rid you of your drug usage habits. So far it has only been proven useful in lab rats and some untrained monkeys.
Zakk's mom is a filthy, cock-eyed, cunt & forces him to attend the 12 step program, although it is full of shit and he really has no drug problem.
by blowermcgee August 30, 2006
Get the 12 step programmug. Magical date for lovers. Said that if a relationship were to begin on this date in a movie theatre watchin a johnny depp movie in virginia along with a caucasian female and an asian male, that the love will last forever..or until one of them is run over
by jacknickel April 11, 2004
Get the 3-12-04mug. A person that isn't 13 yet. Even though they might be better than you at some things, they're 12 and not 13 so you can make fun of them. They're 12 and not a teen and you can have fun with that anytime you want.
12 year old: Hey, wanna watch a movie?
Teen: Dude, it's PG-13...
12 year old: But-
Teen: 12 YEAR OLD, HAHA!
Teen: Dude, it's PG-13...
12 year old: But-
Teen: 12 YEAR OLD, HAHA!
by Da Interwebz January 29, 2015
Get the 12 year oldmug. by Brownie April 21, 2004
Get the 7-12-9ermug. Number of Top Friends a user may have on Myspace
8,12, 24 are the most common amount of friends a user will have displayded on their profile page.
8,12, 24 are the most common amount of friends a user will have displayded on their profile page.
Am I in your Top 8/12/24 ?
by Nosrella January 12, 2008
Get the 8/12/24mug. 
Synonymous with getting buck, but to a much greater scale. In reference to a quality kill during hunting season. Similarly, getting 12 point buck means an excellent time at a party.
by OATS10 May 25, 2011
Get the 12-Point Buckmug.