shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018

shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

by Lit fam March 8, 2017

a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty April 26, 2016

Full of shit

Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.

The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.

Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.

by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020

Shit Bridge

A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.

The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!

by Sucio S October 21, 2011

Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019