Garage Shits

The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits

I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.

by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018

mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard

"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"

by dibber88 November 29, 2009

Shit Bridge

A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.

The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!

by Sucio S October 21, 2011

granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.

Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.

by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020

Full of shit

Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.

The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

Shitting Cobra

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra

I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom

by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010

kicked in the shit

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

by Prometheeus October 7, 2006