cum filled

Lol, get a cum filled mug for your GF Karen

"I got a cum filled mug for my GF Karen!"
"That's great, man!"

by Urban Dictionary Moderator 420 September 8, 2021

Vocal cum

When you let everything you want to say all out at once

When caitlin is very annoyed she has vocal cum

by Bigmankarl69 May 15, 2020

Cum Strudel

The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.

Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"

by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016

Cum piece

That not so special someone in your life that helps you get your nut when you need it. little to no emotional attachment.

Person 1: Hey man I heard you’re dating Emma.

Person 2: Nah man, she’s just my cum piece. We only chill on weekends after the bar.

by Nasty boyz December 30, 2020

Cum Cuesm

Pronounced: Cum Cue-sam, a Cum Cuesm is the act of a retard or viglin orgasming and cumming.

David Hansen Cum Cuesmed to Grants single hair.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

cum call

The sound someone makes when they orgasm.

“Omg have you heard his cum call?”
“Yeah it’s like really intense.”

by amanthawashmehands December 20, 2018

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016