metro sexual

"A straight man with class"

Tommy one day decided to where womens perfume and go to the bananna republic. This is a case of metrosexuality!!!

by Buzzin Bitch April 5, 2005

Pan Sexual

Someone who is ashamed of calling themselves bisexual or gay.

Person 1: I'm pan sexual.
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: I don't have a gender preference.
Person 2: Dude, it's either you're gay or bi, no shame in that but calling yourself pan just makes your love life more complicated.

by Amber King August 16, 2012

Retro-Sexual

Old School Sexual, with wisps of homophobia. Extremely manly (males), extremely feminine (females).
Antonyms: metro-sexual, tolerant.

The dude in the wife-beater is so retro-sexual.

by Lee Petersen September 22, 2005

sexual harrassment

When you're trying to have intercourse with a ladyfriend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

I was pounding Cindy last night when Scott Patton came up and began his sexual harrassment of me. I couldn't stay hard with that asshole tickling my balls.

by 1337 I\I4PZ0RZ July 26, 2008

Sexual Barbie

When a girl is hot, blond, and acts sweet and innocent but when played with propperly can make all your dreams come true. She also comes with many fun accessories, such as "Barbies Dream LaBomb" and "Barbies USB Powered Pocket Rocket". Barbie has batteries INCLUDED.

Dude 1: Hey man I'm gonna ask that chick if she wants a drink.
Dude 2: Na bro, shes a Sexual Barbie, she won't go home with a guy in a bar.
Dude 1: Then how do I get with her?
Dude 2: You can't bro... she gets with YOU!

by blazerecu October 20, 2011

Homo-sexual

A homo-sexual is a person who is attracted forwards the same sex as themself. Likes to have a penis jammed in his anus at all time.

Look at Ray taking the stiff rod up his anus, I told you he was a homo-sexual.

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 20, 2019

sexual unicorn

When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.

((:)=====D0

Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.

by Please DKM May 8, 2015