v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.
*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.
*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.
"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."
by sbj1786 February 17, 2009
Get the Michael Keatonedmug. 
by January Rain March 9, 2015
Get the dreww michaelmug. A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.
Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.
by BuckeyeJoe March 1, 2010
Get the Michael Irvinedmug. by Littlest Lamb September 25, 2014
Get the Michael Lammug. A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.
by Salty mama April 22, 2020
Get the John-Michaelmug. by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Michaelmug.