A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!
by Squiggers62 July 24, 2024
Get the Cancer Cowmug. When u have an expensive haircut.
by Marinas balls June 27, 2021
Get the Cancermug. Cancers are funny, intelligent, shy, and sometimes mean zodiac signs. when they are angry they will explode and give you what you got coming if you push their buttons. they are kind and goofy with their friends and loves having company. cancers will win every fight they have been in. sometimes they have troubles getting rid of toxic friendships because they hate being alone. even though they dont have a lot of friends in their circles, they have a lot of associates.
by Lenaaaaaaaaaaaa February 26, 2020
Get the Cancermug. by generictopic June 6, 2018
Get the Cancer Stickmug. A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
Get the Hessticular Cancermug. cancers are said to be really emotional and cry their selves to sleep every night, but that's pretty false. every cancer i know is super outgoing and trustworthy and yes, sometimes has it's emotional moments but they're not as bad as everyone says they are and are very underrated if i am being completely honest.
person 1- that girl was so outgoing and super sweet! she must be a sagittarius or something
person 2-actually, she's one of the cancers!
person 2-actually, she's one of the cancers!
by 🌻_aria_🌻 February 29, 2020
Get the cancersmug.