What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.
Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017
Get the Statue of Deliverymug. 
*Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
by MR_SMART February 20, 2011
Get the Status Bombermug. black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
by cody taulman January 5, 2009
Get the Mr. Statuemug. when some one you dont like trys to get with you and is akward about it. yet continues to try to get your name, facebook, phone number. anything
this guy i work with is creaper status because he keeps tryn to hit on me and its akward. so today i told him that he was creaper status.
by Jmaaluverke December 8, 2010
Get the Creaper statusmug. by 459395 March 5, 2022
Get the Status rapemug. A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
Get the Status Stalkermug.