High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022

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Westwood High School

A shitty school in a shitty town. Connected to aspen ridge which houses the most annoying little fuckers ever. Westwood just has the more grown up fuckers. From emo girls to racists wearing baseball caps you know you're in for the glory hole in the mens locker room.

Person 1: What is going on?
Person 2: Just getting butt fucked in the mens locker room at Westwood High School in Ishpeming MI

by mrgabeitch March 11, 2023

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Pierre Elliot Trudeau High School

Yo PETHS be filled with bare wasteyutes fam. 95% of the school is asian and are either wannabe toronto mans or are nerdy asl. And dont even get me started on these brownies fam. They b using the n word all da time like they from jane and finch but they miyutes ong. The crossroad kids be acting like they own da place and the caf kids musty af styll. The music hall filled with stanky ass nerds who tryna play tuff and the shordys be merked af.

Toronto Mans: Yo where can I find dem bomb ass cookies?
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.

by bomboclautpusseater April 26, 2024

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