Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.

"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it

by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025

National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)

Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*

by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

shoot on me

To insult someone jokingly or non-jokingly. (Origin - Los Angeles, California)

To roast

Daquan: You look like a thumb, my guy.
Unique: I know! With her long neck, a**.
Me: Aw, here we go. Why y'all always gotta shoot on me.

by put pseudonym here August 9, 2019

kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023

Catch Me I’m Falling

Wake up
Don't sleep
(Dreams become so real to me)
Wake up
Don't sleep
(While the night is young)
I lay down to rest my head
My soul to keep the night I dread
It's no dream
Slumber comes as darkness falls
And shadows dance across my walls
It's no dream
But I never say
(Don't sleep!)
My dreams become so real to me
While the night is young
Catch me I'm (falling)
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
There's a face before my eyes are closed but I can recognize the danger
Slumber comes as darkness falls
And shadows dance across my walls
It's no dream
But I never say
(Don't sleep!)
My dreams become so real to me I
While the night is young
Catch me I'm (falling)
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same

Catch Me I’m Falling, Falling
Aah...
Aah...
Catch me I'm falling
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
Catch me I'm falling
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
Catch me I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
Catch me I'm f-f-f-f-f-f-falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling...

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

me

not me, but you, but me you!

wanna go to the movies wi--forget this, you should know what this means.

by Zombiesmitters May 6, 2015