When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
Get the Just Shy of Waist Highmug. Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements
All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts
by anonymous December 14, 2024
Get the high on their own fartsmug. The act of scrambling through your house looking for keys, wallet, and other essentials that were misplaced the previous evening while you were next-level lit.
I was way late for work this morning. I played high and seek for thirty minutes until I finally found my cell phone.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama November 1, 2017
Get the High and Seekmug. This place is has everything. There's a boat load of white trash, black kids, Indians, Asians, and then the few rich whit kids. Also home to a few sluts who send nudes to guys who call them pretty. You can also find the occasional racist white kid or even a crazy whit kid who gonna shoot up the school. Last but not least they have lots of shitty sports teams. All in all a location where u don't know whay you're getting into that day.
Person 1: Wanna go to the Rochester High School football game?
Person 2: Fuck No! I don't feel like going to watch shitty football and run the risk of getting shot. I'm out.
Person 2: Fuck No! I don't feel like going to watch shitty football and run the risk of getting shot. I'm out.
by Jesus Christ boi October 15, 2018
Get the Rochester High Schoolmug. The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.
by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018
Get the Fake Highmug. by TheBadBadger June 11, 2020
Get the High lifemug. Meta (from the greek "beyond) -high (i.e. state after utilizing cannabis) is a state of delusion in which the person is so high they forget they are high. In this state the person exhibits traits of pseudo-intelligence and is oblivious of normal human behavior.
Leo was in a meta-high state and believed he understood machine learning with no problem, boasting that doing a simple convolutions was the answer. Leo was meta-high and completely wrong.
by messiah_d10s October 22, 2017
Get the meta-highmug.