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Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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Let Me Get a Bite

When you would like to take a hit of someone's weed
"Hey, let me get a bite"
by detailspod December 5, 2021
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On Me

Military term often associated with a tap on the top of the head means "come here".
Sgt: Private (insert name), on me! *taps head*
by ethan.the.ehviator March 12, 2021
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Pick Me Girl

Girls or women who claim a certain characteristic they present makes them special and different from other women or "other girls." Pick me girls use these characteristics to portray themselves as superior, and therefore more deserving of a partnership.
"It's so weird I just love food, I don't understand how all the other girls don't."

"Did you hear what she just said? She's such a pick me girl."
by Smooth Cactus December 24, 2021
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Pick me

by Water82726 August 9, 2021
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hit me in my fucking jaw

Nicholas and Tyree word tf 🚫🧢
Yo he talking shit tell him hit me in my fucking jaw.
by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018
mugGet the hit me in my fucking jawmug.

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.
Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin
by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024
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