Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023

ah fuck you man

the best word to say when your mad or get killed in a game

Me:*somebody kills me in among us*
Me: ah fuck you man
Mom: jack can you take out the trash, please
Me: no mom

Mom: please
Me: ah fuck you man

by precno99playz March 11, 2021

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's an adult on the surface, and a fragile child on the inside, easily hurt.

The grown man/woman poser was gonna keep acting tough until he/she figured a few things out about himself/herself.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

The Magical Top Up Man

An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.

Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!

by Liverpool One December 31, 2021

Big Ass Man Pigeon

Its street terms for a sketchy acting ostrich

When going to the zoo, don't go near them big ass man pigeons.

by The Big Thicc September 18, 2019

Super god man that’s super

It’s a super God man that has super powers pretty crazy 😱

guy 1: “hey have you heard about the super God man that’s super”

guy 2: “oh I love the super god man that’s super (:”
guy 1: “yeah”

by really hehshhs May 5, 2023

Poor man's wet wipe

The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!

Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe

by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd May 8, 2018