by BearBoy1 May 18, 2024
Get the Zoe mug.Zoe is a very beautiful woman with a heart of gold. She always cares about everything and is a truly lovely woman. She sometimes is a little bit insecure about herself despite being very handsome. She is strong and makes hard decisions. She makes other people laugh and feel better. You have to be careful because if you are one time next to her you can‘t let her go. But she will surely give you the best time of your life.
Zoe is beautiful.
by cleguy November 25, 2021
Get the Zoe mug.Exhaustingly litigious and fair. Litigious but fair. Concise and poignant.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
by hugothecat November 25, 2021
Get the Zoe mug.1. (Noun): someone who may see many people as attractive, but only wants to be with one person. They do not cheat, lie or steal, even though most people they know do those things. But the zoe-seccsual is not a follower, they would rather be the change they wish to see in the world.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.
The world knew Ricky was a zoe-seccsual the moment he found a wallet in a parking lot, put the identification on the outside of it with a rubber band, took the money for his service and placed the wallet and all contents other than $10 in the public mail bin to be returned to the owner.
by Batterybob February 9, 2024
Get the Zoe-seccsual mug.Zoe - The most badass person you're ever going to meet.
Zoe's are kind, beautiful, smart, and hella badass. They protect everyone they love, and aren't shy to kick-ass if it means defending her friends. Getting to know a Zoe is probably one of the luckiest things you'll ever do in your ENTIRE LIFE. If you think they're naive and innocent.... HAHHAHAHAHHA ur epically WRONG. They know ALL the gossip (most of it being incredibly jUiCy) and can (will) cuss you out if you deserve it.
To all the Zoe's reading this, you are so loved by everyone out there in the world, and will continue to be loved.
Zoe's are kind, beautiful, smart, and hella badass. They protect everyone they love, and aren't shy to kick-ass if it means defending her friends. Getting to know a Zoe is probably one of the luckiest things you'll ever do in your ENTIRE LIFE. If you think they're naive and innocent.... HAHHAHAHAHHA ur epically WRONG. They know ALL the gossip (most of it being incredibly jUiCy) and can (will) cuss you out if you deserve it.
To all the Zoe's reading this, you are so loved by everyone out there in the world, and will continue to be loved.
Woah, is that super hot girl a Zoe S.? She's so HOT GODDAMN IT'S LIKE I'M BURNING IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL
by Dokja the Ugly King March 2, 2024
Get the Zoe S mug.The rudest most boring girl anyone has every met, she won’t crack a smile, she won’t laugh, if you tell her something funny she’ll give you a weird look and judge you, the only thing she does is talk about her boyfriend which in fact no one cares about.
by Beautiful poison tree. March 5, 2024
Get the Zoe mug.A word to describe when someone says something completely out of the blue or randomly during a conversation, to the point where it has no actual importance to the current conversation. It stands for "Zoning Out of Exchange."
You: "Yeah I hate pineapples on pizza"
Person: "Pineapple are actually pretty good."
You: "Really? Why do you thi-"
"ZOE": "stupid cat"
Person: "Are they okay?"
You: "Yes, it's just zoe syndrome."
Person: "Pineapple are actually pretty good."
You: "Really? Why do you thi-"
"ZOE": "stupid cat"
Person: "Are they okay?"
You: "Yes, it's just zoe syndrome."
by Kayla Licorne March 7, 2024
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