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Eency-weency

We saw an eency-weency spider in the park.
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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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squeezing ween

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".
by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022
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Teagie Weegy

I love my teagie weegy
by the tonk god October 27, 2022
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Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig
Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022
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Neck weening

Too stretch out your neck to get a better look at something.
Look at them neck weening to get a better view.
by ej2095 January 16, 2023
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Lil Weenie

An offensive meme rapper who is addicted to Loli girls, pedophilia, incest, rape, giving roofies to girls, sometimes into boys, beating on women and sometimes zoophilia, he is also against Mexicans, Muslims, Islams, Blacks, Gays and Women Rights
Twitter Stan: Oh my god, Lil Weenie made a really racist song, gotta cancel him, damn
Fans of the artist: Lil Weenie is uncancellable
by Rick Calvin Abiola March 5, 2023
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