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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
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Combat warriors

Combat Warriors is a game on Roblox that many kids spend 8 hours a day grinding for dragon slayer/chainsaw.
(including me obv.) Combat warriors is also known as "CW".
friend: wanna hop on Combat warriors??
friend 2: im lvl 70
friend: im a lvl 683 sweat.
friend 2: nvm...
by void_> April 27, 2023
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Clima Warrior

Refers to an individual who will spend most of his/her conversation time with you and anyone who has ears, telling them about the destructive nature of humans, damaging the environment and climate change. Essentially preaching and complaining about how humans are the worst. They are close cousins to animal rights activists. And its highly likely they are into that themselves.
Guy 1: I'm gonna hit on this girl I met at the library last night, Rebecca Goodyear.
Guy 2: Dude, you know that chick is a complete clima warrior, right?
Guy 1: a what?

Guy 2: she has a boner for "mother nature". You better have superhuman level tolerance for horseshit and biodegradable condoms.
by Lucifer. Ish August 21, 2018
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Opsec Warrior

An individual described as an "OPSEC Warrior" is someone dedicated to ensuring operational security, and their focus would be on preventing the compromise of sensitive information, protecting against unauthorized access, and generally maintaining the confidentiality and integrity of operational activities. This role may involve risk assessment, implementing security measures, educating others on security best practices, and actively monitoring for potential threats.
"Kayte runs 15 VPN's at all times, she is such an OPSEC Warrior."
by 1syp November 26, 2023
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dino warriors

A drinking game in which you wear deb and dino warrior glasses and name different dinosaurs. You drink alot.

Gets you RFU
Deb: wtf are you kids doing???
Jeff: Ahhhhhhhhhh deb deb dino warriors
by Pfinny December 17, 2006
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Warrior

A man who accidentally punches the wall when pretend pitching.
Aiven is a warrior
by Gave Itches March 7, 2023
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Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags
"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
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