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Van

HE IS SUPER AWESOME!!!!!!

He has a pretty smile and you could talk to him all day and never get bored. He has such good music taste. You would just want run your fingers through his hair!!!!
Van is so sexy!!
by livvy poo poo June 17, 2022
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Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".
Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...
by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019
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van

a vehicle used to pick up kids with candy
hey kid get in my van and I will a lifetime supply of candy
by corn you May 14, 2018
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Van Orin

A crazy small town in Illinois with less than one hundred people, one road and about a mile long. If your from here chances are good you have never seen a black person unless it was Black Barbie.
Girl: Im from Van Orin, IL
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...
by Kyuket June 9, 2011
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Van Dat

This guy is kind, caring and sometimes too caring. he likes to focus on a particular sport. he’s tall, and he probably like someone but keeps it to himself and doesn’t tell anyone. even the girl that he likes doesn’t even know.
T: who is he?

L: i dont know, maybe van dat?
by heacgujfey November 24, 2021
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Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.
Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.
by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019
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Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.
Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then
by Tom28281 May 2, 2023
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