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hobo-trolled

When one is trolled IRL in such a way that it could only have been done by an indigent. Having a volatile mixture of relatively unlimited free time and austere constraints on available resources, a creative hobo can produce the kind of hijinks that would leave an average citizen completely flummoxed, questioning the reality of what was just experienced.
JB: "A homeless man sat on our porch today. He recited a poem. Then we met him at the local bar. He ordered a slice of pizza. He followed us home and then tried to sell us a used bondage kit. He left it for us after we gave him 40¢. What the fuck?"

X: "I think you're getting hobo-trolled."
by xenomouse October 4, 2012
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Troll toes

Not clipping your toenails for an extended period of time (this applies specifically to men) so that they become long, pointy and troll-like in appearance.
David: Hey, how come you're clipping your toenails, don't you think that's kind of femenine?

Adam: I'm cutting them not clipping them, and no it's not femenine it's just hygenic and taking care of your appearance. Besides I'd rather clip them than end up with "Troll Toes" like yours.
by Tardy Hardy June 1, 2010
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Video Troll

A video troll is one who feels the need to video record every mildly interesting events in hopes that by uploading it to the internet, they would get an emotional response.
Don't raise your voice in this restaurant, the video trolls are already pulling out their cell phones.
by SomeFunkyDude July 22, 2010
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hookup troll

Someone who takes advantage of another who is naive sexually, usually meeting online first, then in real life.
That 40 year old cougar is a hookup troll, she met her 18 year old boyfriend online.
by Ultimus Magus March 15, 2022
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Troll Patrol

(secondary definition)

Abuse staff, administrators, moderators, GMs, curators, or others who have banning power on online communities or users who report trolls on such communities to them.

Sometimes refers to all ownership or longtime participants on small communities, or to "abuse" or "community management" personnel on larger sites.
Don't bother reasoning with someone named HitlersSweetie, just report it and let the troll patrol handle it.
by crybabycry May 14, 2011
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scrotum troll

one who has an insatiable appetite for the taste of scrotum.
Bish! You're such a scrotum troll! All you do is gobble every scrotum you can. You're appetite is forced you to live under bridges and scavenge for scrotes!
by J3D1 April 24, 2009
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blog-troll

To hide under a bridge of the information superhighway known to be travelled by your sworn enemies, waiting to pounce at an opportune moment with senseless attacks and irrational rants.
I can't believe that $!@# from Kos blog-trolled another RS diary!
by Bill Tizzle December 16, 2005
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