Skip to main content

Squirrel

Used as a nick name or slang word the true meaning of calling someone squirrel is someone who saves things for later, or someone with an ace up his sleeve.
Yo squirrel what’s the plan for tonight?

We’ll let squirrel deal with that
by Squirrel. March 20, 2021
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016
mugGet the firehouse squirrelmug.

Squirrel Hunter

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.
Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.
by blaytard November 2, 2021
mugGet the Squirrel Huntermug.

squirrel

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.
-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.
by squirrel11 February 23, 2015
mugGet the squirrelmug.

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
mugGet the zombie squirrelmug.

squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.
Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.
by Machetebill December 8, 2013
mugGet the squirrel trickingmug.

Share this definition