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Squirrel

Perfect substitute for any expletive, adjective, verb, exclamation, or noun in the entire English language.
Squirrel you!
That guy is such a Squirrel.
Quit Squirreling around!
What the Squirrel were you thinking?!
Aw, go Squirrel yourself.
Son of a Squirrel!
Holy Squirrel!
Squirrel it.
What the Squirrel?!
Squirrel!!!
Quit being a Squirrel!
You can be a real Squirrel sometimes...
Aw, Squirrel me.
by BushidoTech February 26, 2017
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Squirrel

the tiny thing your dog is freaking barking at
Omg... stop doggy its just a squirrel
by I'm here b*tch August 27, 2019
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Squirrel

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SQUIRREL 👋👋
Squirrel: Squirrel Squirrel
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!
by A squirrel lover June 23, 2018
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Squirrel saver

When water troughs are placed in a field for livestock they are set under a tree to keep cool. However squirrels fall in and drown. So they place a log that breaches the water so the squirrel can escape. This is the same as releasing a large turd log in the toilet that breaches the water. Whereby a squirrel would be saved if it fell in. Most likely to happen after eating at a Chinese buffet
Sharon come check out this squirrel saver is just dropped
by Batmanlou January 26, 2019
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Squirrel Feeder

When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.
“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”
by BeeRandi September 4, 2019
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bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
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Squirrel

Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls
Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"
by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010
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