painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.
I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.
by Mainemom February 04, 2020
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Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel
Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
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Chiken-squirrel-man

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º
How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º
by Creepy grendma December 04, 2016
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krish the squirrel

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona

The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona
Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”
by FatDonny64 August 01, 2018
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squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"
I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!
by PurplePenis99 July 08, 2009
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squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal
Dam squirrel milk again
by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019
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