granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.

Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.

by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020

Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.

That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.

by cainraw December 11, 2009

Shitting Cobra

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra

I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom

by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010

a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty April 26, 2016

shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

by Lit fam March 8, 2017