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tie crack

The butt-crack like shape within the triangle of a neck-tie when tied by incompetent tyers. Is often a sign of amateur tying or careless tying demonstrated by people in too much hurry to get to their important tie-demanding jobs.
Is that a plumber unclogging chest hair from Peter's collar? No wait, it's just a tie crack. He sure is a hairy bastard though.
by lobo_the_hobo April 1, 2009
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chia-crack

A grossly overgrown, unshaven vagina.
How was the date?

Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.
by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011
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crack worry

When an individual could swear that s/he saw or heard something but can't find reference to it, and worries that something like crack addiction might be the cause of the confusion.
Example of crack worry:
"Am I on crack, or did Rob Ford lie to the media?"

"How do you not know about that? Was there not a big media story about that, or am I just on crack?"

Example of inverted crack worry:

"Is that guy on crack or something? Why doesn't he remember our conversation?"
by The Red Captain November 5, 2013
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crack-head

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.
oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.
by connie ronnie July 8, 2019
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peasant crack

Formally known as redbull vodkas, voddy redbulls or something of the sort
Fark I had too much peasant crack last night.... feeling peasantish this morning
by etchR April 17, 2022
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Blood Crack

Jill needed to buy feminine hygiene products for her blood crack.
by Phil Maholynn March 16, 2023
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