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as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").
the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"
by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022
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Singing Among us In public

When Your so stupid you do this Bullcrap
by MemesMemes April 4, 2022
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As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.
That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless
by King Cudz September 10, 2022
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Safe Tall Mong Us

Safe Tall mong us is a god that people worship he owns rule 69 and is known to be a really good skater better then beetlejuice
Safe Tall Mong Us
NOOOOOOOOOOo
YEEEEE
by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS November 3, 2021
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Send-us-to-hellary clinton

I voted for trump and not send-us-to-hellary Clinton
by lego adam November 9, 2016
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I Could Use With A Snack

What one might say when every one else is eating, but you have no food. so u want someone else to get the hint and buy you a snack.
GUY: Hey chuck gimme some food!
Chuck: NO!!!
GUY: O man I could use with a snack
by gastaftor May 16, 2008
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I'm gonna use the restroom

It means what it fucking means
My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back
by Your Hentai Senpai June 16, 2017
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