Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.

Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man

by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019

Spider

Nope.

Spiders. There terrifying.

by Thatoneweirdgamergirl December 21, 2019

Spider Man

A Teenage boy that has unexplainable sticky white stuff coming out of his body

Yo look, it’s Spider Man

by lil Jew December 28, 2019

spider man

best halloween costume

spider man is just a sticky boyo

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019

Spider-Man

*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time

Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time

by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019

The Spider-Man

An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.

Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."

by SoshJam September 30, 2019

cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019