by Silver Tongue Devil November 21, 2010
Get the poon tonguemug. When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.
"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018
Get the poon hermitmug. 'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).
Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?
Danny: noop
Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon
Danny: noop
Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon
by Laslo Scott November 30, 2013
Get the poon or noopmug. by skibidipooner June 11, 2024
Get the pooningmug. by Dirtydanxpinhead May 19, 2018
Get the Poonmug. 
The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011
Get the Poon Taximug.