Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.

She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!

by Maddogg radio December 15, 2023

Hairy Baird

A mixed alcoholic beverage comprising Guinness, Coke and Morgan's Rum.

"Geese us a Hairy Baird mister!"

by LanceSmith March 31, 2009

Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023

hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

Hairy Poo pipe

It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.

Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

Hairy biker

DEMMI havenhand

DEMMI man you hairy biker

by Hairybiker.co.uk June 13, 2018