Greasy Anthony

A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.

Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.

Francois: What don't you like about him?

Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.

Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.

by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014

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Anthony

He is an Idiot, funny, and a lady killer. If you date him, he will be the best boyfriend ever! He usually hates to be mean and hates it when his closest friends get bullied. he usually doesn’t fight, but once you get him mad, he will beat ass! sometimes some Anthonys love anime. he has special connections with animals that make them love him. He is usually the best, best friend you can ever have! he is friends with people named Justin, Yasir, Max, etc. he is the popular type. when he loves a girl, he gets all shy and flirtatious around her. when he is mean, someone pissed him off. I know an anthony who has a youtube called Shadow Mizuiki. he is a Beytuber. subscribe to him!!! there are multiple youtubers named Anthony but i only know that one. Anthony is the perfect boy!

Girl 1#have you seen anthony?
Girl 2# isn’t he with his girlfriend Audrey?
Girl 1# aww i was going to ask him out.
Boy 1#I’m named Antonio.
Girl 1&2# no, we just want anthony
Audrey# *hanging out with anthony and they kiss*
Girls#Aww, we want him!

by Valt_Aoi_Fan101 December 7, 2019

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