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Dashboard Warrior

Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.
Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
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uganda warrior

A Uganda warrior or Uganda Knuckles became a meme via VR Chat , and the biggest youtuber on the world PewDiePie. They communicate whit spiting,clicking, and sentences like : where is the way, are you da queen, where is da commanda
by Mala Zaba January 11, 2018
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Warrior cats animated

When you shove a twisted tales of Felix the cat vhs/dvd up your ass
by Smm2lover29383837454363 February 15, 2024
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Fallen warrior

How your boys in high school call you after a rejection by a Girl.
you: Damn, I got rejected my Niyusha yesterday.

your Bros: Stand up and fight, fallen warrior!
by pineapplepebble April 22, 2022
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Golden State Warriors

A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.
The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
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Downhill Warrior

A downhill warrior a downhill longboarder. Not your average longboarder, cruising or commuting. A downhill warrior is always on the hunt for the gnarliest\steepest roads out there. You will never catch a downhill warrior dancing on their board.
Man that guys a true downhill warrior, did you see his video of him skating that mountain road?
by Gdash254 May 24, 2016
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Desmos Warrior

some idiot in class who spends his free time drawing shit on desmos
Student #1: Wait dude, what are you doing on Desmos? I didn't realize there was math homework...

Student #2: Oh there isn't, I'm just messing around, ha ha.

Student #1: What a loser.

Student #3: Bro is a Desmos Warrior!
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