Tim Walz

The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.

In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.

Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"

Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."

by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024

tim stubinski

Tim Stubinski (Also known as Dave the Dad) is a father of a ferocious cornstarch.

Tim Stubinski had a daughter. He was Dave The Dad

by BatOfApplesauce May 6, 2018

Tim

A person who always has a top 3 go kart

I could’ve won the race but my name is TIM

by Checkered flag kartway March 7, 2022

tim casteel

The act of getting under a desk to help keep your job by putting the bosses penis on your mouth.

The only reason that Fred still works here is because he goes full Tim Casteel on Mike

by DJ FURY 12 February 19, 2024

Tim race

When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.

I just had a tim race with my cobalt ss against a Bugatti!

by Jakemk6 August 18, 2014

Tim

Tim is usually a guy who likes to suck big dicks. He is also a very autistic person. Most Tims never experience somethings sexual with a women but most of them already have experience with there oncle at the age of 8.

skkr skrk skkr Tim.

by Timthedestroyer May 29, 2020

Adventure Tim

Sean's nickname.

"Hey have you met Sean before?"

"You mean Adventure Tim?"

"Yes."

by Adventure Tim June 17, 2025