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bub shirt

A flannel shirt usually insulated worn by southern men.."bubbas"
Man, its cold outside...grab my bub shirt for me
by Donnawilllose July 15, 2019
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Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!
by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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Royallea Shirt

A shirt featuring the iconic Royallea symbol which signals to others the wearer is strong, independent, and valuable.
Often nicknamed a Lea' or RS.

Fuck Boys, Thirsty dude, Broke Boys, should especially watch out for her at the club.
Cody: You should totally bang that chick over there dude; she looks easy.
William: Don't you see that? She's wearing a Royallea Shirt bro!
Cody: Oh shit... That means she's not easy to get... Nvm lol

*In Club*
Kyle: Hey girl, wanna drink? How about a dance? Or a kiss?

Annabelle: Peep the Lea'.
Kyle: Oh shit... sry.
by SmartLion7 March 12, 2019
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Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt

Cuss= Profanity, personality, sexuality, explicit, bold, emotion, conflict, demand.

Dumb= ignorance, incompetence, contradictory, human, condition, humility, funny.

Cult= religion, story-telling, belief, comradery, narratives, false narratives, perspectives, leaders, followers, god, country, nation, family, corporation, data.

Shirt= fashion, art, design, status, vision, streetwear, material.

aka: custom cultured ... + shwag
"Yow Koral! Listening to you and Ceppy on the 'Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt' podcast reeaallllyyy made me flip thee switch. Now I lead my life custom cultured baby. I'm a sheshy n****"

"Tina told the whole 7th grade class i was a dumb bih. One wednesday I just stood up ion the tables of the cafeteria and yelled 'Naw fam. Im a CUSS dumb bih!'"
#customized #cussdumbiced
by Sheshy Data December 12, 2020
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T-shirt

A shirt with short sleeves, that kind of looks like a "T"
"Yo, watchu wearing mate?"
"I feel like everytime you talk to me, I loose a braincell.
"So.. what is it?"
"It's a T-shirt, fucking dipshit"
by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022
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Shirting

When a frat surrounds a celeb at a bar and encourages him/her to go completely topless. The topless celeb is rewarded with a shirt representing the letters of the fraternity.
Bro we shirted Mila Kunis last night at the bar!

Shirting a chick with huge knockers has always been my favorite fraternity tradition.
by gumpsi21 February 25, 2018
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