matt rude

a person that looks 4-5 years younger then their age. also cannot eat meat.

Guy 1: "That guy must me 21"

Guy 2: "No he's a matt rude, cant even drive yet"

Guy 1: "Oh."

by gayweeddad69 December 19, 2011

matt t

a fucking douchebag. the worst, ugliest, skinniest, fucked up piece of scum a person could know.

Hey, look its matt t, the guy that asshat that no one likes!

by wakkadaddy July 12, 2018

Matt B

A short retard who doesn't like who calls hi a gay, eve though he is

"Oh Matt B is totally a gay" "No I'm not" " you are, I saw you kiss Your best friend yesterday" " Ya know what, I cant argue with that"

by Jimbob872345 October 23, 2018

matt dingman

A short fuck that eats dick for a living. Thinks he's good at nba 2k15 but really isn't good at all. Has a weird obsession with tea but he's a weird kid in general. Poor kid

Example Matt dingman likes dick.

by You lifeguard January 26, 2015

matt

a boi who likes to scream in pillows while crying about his loss in a game of fortnite. don’t piss him off or he will hit you with a slipper

matt: NUH NUH NUH NAH PUTA

by shmexygorl June 1, 2019

Matt Barclay

stupid, idiotic, mean and gay.

Matt Barclay is the gayest ever and loves penis

by Mekayla Jeffery February 4, 2010

Matt Special

Defecating and urinating in a bowl, and then placing your brother's hand in it as he sleeps.

I got bored last night so i totally gave my roommate a Matt Special!

by Cheeky Monkey! December 6, 2007