meat schlop

A meaty and greasy vagina.

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.

by fav January 27, 2007

meat whistle

A whistle that is made of meat, generally penile meat that has a musical tune played on it such as "Nic Nac Patty Whack" typically by a woman. Although the "Meat Whistle" usually belongs to the male, it sometmes belongs to the transgender female. The tune can still be played on the transgender, however, that would in most circumstances mean that the "tune player" would be gay or really butch although still in female form.

Look here you filthy bitch....play me a tune on my Meat Whistle before I choke you until you die!!!!

by Bryan Poitras January 13, 2008

Meat Coma

The use of meat to induce heavy sleeping...

Also, Name of annual fest put on by the A/V geeks in St. Petersburg, Florida..

"Those 2 steaks I ate last night put me in a meat coma."

by Brook B. December 19, 2008

beaver meat

1) gay slang for a woman's private part (vagina)

2) a word used by those with a strong aberration towards a vagina

1) Man oh man! I felt sick to my stomach when I heard Mike talk about how much he enjoyed beaver meat.

2) Mike was kind enough to used the word beaver meat instead of vajayjay when he described his friend's food fear.

by RenzTHE April 1, 2010

Meat Diaper

That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.

You must carefully separate your steaks from the meat diaper before marinating.

by Inventor's Daughter August 9, 2010

meat canoe

Slang term for vagina, clitoris, cunt, etc.

Look at that hairy meat canoe... I'd like to rail that.

by Scott1212 May 27, 2008

meat sleep

When you eat so much meat that you have to sleep. The siesta after the meat fiesta. A distinctly carnivorous food coma. Will likely feature meat sweats. Possibly pooping.

Clear those platters out of the way and I'll just take a meat sleep right on top this here Turkish restaurant table.

by yameats May 14, 2013